If you’re tired of all the chemical based anti-wrinkle creams that seem to dry and damage your skin, I suggest you to try this homemade anti-wrinkle cream recipe.

Things You’ll Need:

• 2 cups Fennel, stalks and leaves combined
• 1 pinch of Orris Powder
• 1 teaspoon of Honey
• 1 cup boiling Water

Steps:

• Pour the boiling water over the fennel and let stand for 1 hour. put fennel and water in a blender and blend until creamy.
• Add orris powder and honey. Mix thoroughly.
• You’re done!

Application:

• Make sure the cream is cool to the touch before applying to face.
• Gently dab cream on face paying particular attention to the wrinkled areas.
• Leave on for 5 minutes and rinse with cold water.

Just a note, if you have any suspected allergies to any of the ingredients listed do not use cream. Enjoy!

If you want to know how this works, just head on to this link. You must fill-up the form which asks for your complete name and birthdate. All are required so you must not leave any blank fields. You don’t have to worry since it’s very plain and simple. Anybody can do this without the help of others. LOL.

Ok, here’s the result when I tried finding my polling place and voting precinct »

Some infos have been deleted for privacy reasons.

A step by step guide to installing love on the human machine.

Customer: I can do that. I’m not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma’am?

Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running ma’am?

Customer: Let me see… I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.

Tech Support: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE However,you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma’am?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, I’m done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?

Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops…I have an error message already. What should I do?

Tech Support: What does the message say?

Customer: It says “ERROR 412 – PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS”. What does that mean?

Tech Support: Don’t worry ma’am, that’s a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means – “you have to ‘LOVE’ your own machine before it can “LOVE” others.”

Customer: So what should I do?

Tech Support: Can you find the directory called “SELF-ACCEPTANCE”?

Customer: Yes, I have it.

Tech Support: Excellent, you are getting good at this.

Customer: Thank you.

Tech Support: You’re welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the “MYHEART” directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!

Tech Support: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go.

Customer: Yes?

Tech Support: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.

Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.

Source: Midnight Angel

Since last week, I’ve been craving to eat fresh California Maki rolls and Japan’s Nissin Cup Noodle (Seafood). This all started when I kept on watching Asian dramas every night — that’s from 12 midnight to 2 in the morning — in my iPod. There were cute Bento’s present with delicious Maki rolls in it. *So eto ako, super inggit. LOL. What I did was halos everyday na yata, I keep on bugging Xian to buy me Maki rolls at Kasei, SM Bacolod. The price is not that fair since eight (8) cute and tiny Maki rolls cost us P69.00. And with that 8 pieces, it can’t make me full, really. So Xian always buy me 2 to 3 orders of Maki rolls — hmm, that’s 8 x 3 = 24 pieces. Quite expensive but its worth it!

Well, sometimes I sense that Xian is kinda of pissed off sa ginagawa ko sa kanya. Hehe. So to make us both happy, I decided to make my own Maki rolls na lang. Super save ako plus eat all you can pa. A good idea right? Hihi.

I’m gonna share to you on how to make my own favorite California Maki roll. First you need to have the following ingredients:

• avocado / mango
• sushi rice
• nori / toasted seaweed
• toasted seasame seeds or tamago (flying fish roe)
• mayonnaise
• imitation crabmeat
• salt

And here’s an easy step on how to cook:

• Peel an avocado and cut it into strips.
• Put imitation crab in a bowl and mix with salt and mayonnaise.
• Cover a bamboo mat with plastic wrap.
• Put a sheet of dried seaweed on top of the mat.
• Spread sushi rice on top of the seaweed and press firmly.
• Sprinkle sesame seeds over the sushi rice.
• Turn the sushi layer over so that the seaweed is on top.
• Place avocado and crab lengthwise on the seaweed.
• Roll the bamboo mat forward, pressing the ingredients inside the cylinder-shaped sushi.
• Press firmly the bamboo mat with hands, then remove the rolled sushi.
• Cut the sushi roll into bite-sized pieces.

Super easy to preapre right? Tomorrow, after meeting with MM gwapa, I’m gonna head on to SM grocery to buy the complete ingredients! Yahoo! *Excited*

It’s just a mix of water, brown sugar and yeast

Here’s the step-by-step process on how to make a mosquito trap:

1. 1. Cut a plastic bottle in half, keep both parts. Can be Coca Cola / Pepsi bottle.
2. 2. Take the lower portion of the bottle. Dissolve the brown sugar in hot water. Let it cool down to ~70 degF.
3. 3. Add the yeast. Carbon dioxide will form (This will attract the mosquitoes).
4. 4. Cover the bottle with a dark wrap and place the top portion upside down like a funnel. Place it in a corner in your house.
5. 5. In 2 weeks you will be surprised by the number of mosquitoes killed.

Just don’t mind the Chinese characters written below. I know it’s too difficult to understand it. Even I are clueless. Let the pictures speak for itself nalang, okei? Besides the step-by-step process are all written above naman. Hehe.